THE
OLD
GREY GOOSE
BY
BILL CARR
Characters
Father Goose: A priest who has been with the church for years. He is a man of 50-60 years of age. His hair is grey with much and many white strains.
Brother Bill: A youth of the age of 18 years old. He is in the stage of revolt...and at every chance attempts to act like an uncivil. He views everything as unfair. He wants to "re-examine" the very crust of the earth, carefully, several times in a week -- a work week. He is a fine physical creature.
Rogers: A male who loves the church but loves a single leader more. He is a classic follower and has never had a new thought in his life. He is in fine physical shape. He is in his early 20's.
Female Dancer: A youthful woman.
Set
It must be tow-fold serving as a church with its congregation and easily converted to a picnic area with a pond.
The congregation consists of painted images or dolls. The church is a run down almost barn-like building with a few broken down chairs of the wooden variety. The only thing of worth in terms of money is the podium and carpet that it sits upon. The priest enters the church and stands in front of the group in silence as if he is waiting for the arrival of some James Baldwin fire.
Act I Scene I
The act opens in a church, with 1) a very larger marble podium and 2) a carpeted stage area. The congregation is seated, awaiting Brother Bill's arrival.
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Father Goose |
Dearly, Friends it is wonderful to stand before you. This happy glory-day morning! Dearly, new born babes of the morn, you are beautiful, this is the "shining time." I can feel that everlasting sun -- those eyebeams from the mirrors of your minds reflecting upon the earth from above dropping like rain to feed the earth. Open your everlasting eardrums... can you hear the beat? A trust, of understanding, planting deep-green beyond the self through the animalistic king.
Driving down the unholy wholly devil down state that falls and pulls a person pitward...for when, when the rain and thunder knock one in the bit, causing all to come crashing down. Then the rain is no longer wet; the sun no longer is warm, and the freeze spits at you in your face.
One begins to be afraid of the heavenly drip-drops...You have to see it to believe it...friends. |
There is a noise from the listeners. Very slowly, Brother Bill rises.
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Father Goose |
So, Brother Bill, I take it that you want something? To rise at this point of the golden message. |
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Brother Bill |
Want (?) something -- must a person desire something in order to rise before you -- good father? |
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Father Goose |
What do you need then, my son? |
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Brother Bill |
We all need something...(Don't we father.) Everyman needs his woman, and every woman needs her man...Do you have a babe, father man? Are your needs satisfied -- sweet head of the human family? |
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Father Goose |
So what is your real concern? What's really on your mind? |
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Brother Bill |
[making a lamb's noise] What am I? A what? If anything I am rain |
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Father Goose |
A boy, a young man. |
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Brother Bill |
And you...A man...are you? |
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Father Goose |
A man of God. |
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Brother Bill |
Or an old man of God |
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Father Goose |
Ah. |
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Brother Bill |
Tell me, Mr. Word, what makes me the boy and you the old preacher man...Sir? [Silence] Is it an age thing! Or that white collar! |
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Father Goose |
It's because you're younger, less experienced and searching male. |
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Brother Bill |
And that would make you wiser -- and more experienced. And..."F" male? A person that's male not searching. |
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Father Goose |
Am I what? |
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Brother Bill |
Wiser, older -- more experienced male. |
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Father Goose |
What -- young man. |
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Brother Bill |
You're wise and ancient. |
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Father Goose |
I pass on God's word...an ageless task. |
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Brother Bill |
Is that like gas from one's ass very wise answer...real meaning...But what is it that you do? |
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Father Goose |
Wisdom enough to know when someone needs or desires help...but doesn't know how to ask...old enough to know when the lord reaches for you, wise enough to understand that all you have to do is extend the hand of mercy, and when the fingertips of Joy are inches away from the self...The answer shall be given. |
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Brother Bill |
You don't say like a lightning bolt hitting you in the head!
1. You have grey hair-old-death man. 2. You have large lines on your fox head old death dude. 3. You have wrinkled skin old death guy. 4. You truly are older death fellow. 5. What about the collar? If you take it off won't you be just like a dude one head two hands no collar.
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Father Goose |
Yes, Granted I'm older and that doesn't always mean wiser- yet godly is always wiser regardless of age and the spirit doesn't live in clothing and death is natural nothing to fear. |
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Brother Bill |
The collar. Let me wear it. |
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Father Goose |
What? |
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Brother Bill |
The collar, take it off and give it to me...I want [orbiting the priest and tapping the podium] to feel its great power. [Tries to grab the collar then gently pushes him away.] |
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Father Goose |
God can come to you at any age, son that's the real power, that's what the collar stands for. It's a gift, a symbol... |
While delivering these lines he should be in a great pain like if you had a sudden loss of breath, a sea sickness.
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Brother Bill |
Look God Damn it; I have been beaten, messed with, had to watch my ass donkey -style like when I was caged...Dig...like a dog in heat. All I need man is bread, a little cabbage, some meat, drink and a woman to keep the doctor away babe. Which do you have? Are you going to let me wear the collar? |
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Father Goose |
You still haven't told me what can I do for you? What can I do to help? Help me to help you- Please? |
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Brother Bill |
This church has a lot of money. A single silver cup could bring some serious coinage. |
Grabs the collar and tries to jerk it off.
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Father Goose |
Father Goose: For whom? |
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Brother Bill |
All God's children- just give me one, and I'll turn the trick or the collar. |
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Father Goose |
When the money runs dry as it must, when the river of green turns brown, when the weak cover the earth, when the sky glows red, when the corn won't sit up, when babies are born adults, when adults are kids then just money will no longer correct the problem... |
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Brother Bill |
But will a collar help the problem? But presently Priest give me a golden cup ...with the up...that's got to be worth a few bills. |
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Father Goose |
The collar or some money? |
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Brother Bill |
I would be happy to pass the tray about and among the poor...the streetwise, the blue, The po' that we serve. The cup could act like a symbol moving about the church white collar man when converted into coinage...not courage. |
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Father Goose |
Courage has nothing to do with Money; it comes from the soul. |
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Brother Bill |
Oh yeah? That's what you say but you keep collecting money. |
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Father Goose |
What? |
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Brother Bill |
Why don't you give to poor instead of collecting? To give is godly. |
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Father Goose |
Indeed, son a depraved individual. |
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Brother Bill |
I know...for you are too pure of mind and good spirit to smell the odor humanity laying on the street. |
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Father Goose |
I'll have you know that church money goes to good; every single collected penny is in God's hands then turned to God's golden good deeds. |
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Brother Bill |
Yeah like that brand new light blue long lean car you drive. That was real good for you. Yeah like that fresh coat of paint on the building called your house -- double two-story, I hear. Yeah like beautiful new carpet, what 300,000? |
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Father Goose |
Child -- when you gain a little age on those youthful bones then you will come to understand. In God's glory there is enough for all that truly believe in his power. The work of God gyres from palpable Elysium.
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Brother Bill |
Is that something that can be drank, Reverend? Like a dark beer? |
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Father Goose |
Looking into the soul consumes, son. |
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Brother Bill |
I rather look around the streets and roads and see the bums at least they're honest. Let's pretend it's Saturday. Talking man, do you keep a little bottle in the church -- a little hell water for cleansing purposes? Just to clear the throat? |
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Father Goose |
[Father Goose raises his hand as if in a holy attempt to drive the devil spirits away.] You mustn't be frightened, scared, shaken of Sunday morning. For, after the roar of Saturday, the night turns and there is the glorious star which brightens all and turns away demons. |
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Brother Bill |
[cool and calm] I didn't say I was afraid of dark, any thing -- I just wanted a drink, just another bum from the "underland". |
Shadows are cast over all the audience.
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Father Goose |
Perhaps you can come by my chamber later. |
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Brother Bill |
[Perhaps tomorrow. |
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Father Goose |
I'm busy tomorrow. |
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Brother Bill |
How's the middle of the week -- for you Father? I'm a poor soul looking for fatherly guidance. |
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Father Goose |
I'm busy in the middle of the week. |
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Brother Bill |
When...then...how about right...this second... |
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Father Goose |
I don't think we need to converse any further; it could only get worse unless... |
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Brother Bill |
I am to burn in Hell then -- Hopeless, Homeless, Fatherless. |
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Father Goose |
There is always hope as long as one breathes God's air. |
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Brother Bill |
Oh! Help me good father for I am a sin, and I don't want to burn in hopelessness! |
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Father Goose |
Have sinned. You are not a sin. You have sinned. |
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Brother Bill |
Whatever. We can talk now, right? |
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Father Goose |
Thursday, Noon in the park at the picnic site...we will chat. |
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Brother Bill |
Great -- Good Father -- Bless you for you are sin...less. |
Lights go down as they look each over...staring. They are two faces on opposite sides of some strange beam of light.
ACT I Scene II
This scene opens in the dark with Brother Bill raging on.
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Brother Bill |
Bless you for your goodness the mightly light and the everlasting flame of you internal/external power on a line straight to Big Daddy himself.
Thank you for the freezing of the stormy tempest turning the weathery insides of this disgruntled youth to a mild catty purring like tiny baby tiger.
Great Good God of Glory who has released the thundering father upon me, He is the son of Thor with his golden rods harpooning the earth spouting the flowery joy fumes of peace with each thud...
Reflect upon your friends, He cries, strike them if you must extend your feathers around and about them until you convert the sinner...praise to you.
Cut into the skin to heal; knife out cancer spots; make muscles work from just one wiggle of you little pinky; hardening bones that were broken.
A power coming from one eye in the middle of the forehead replacing fear with courage throughout the land Yes! the soul is full and dove-like even the goose thinks he's a swan! |
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Father Goose |
A wind glazing in the distance all sounds, clang flood all smells, odor roar and the thundering war-gods are at odd on the hill. Hell sleeps in un-pleasant snores...Always blanketed with warm lightning. Earth whirls in and out of time leaving all to drown in an ocean of stars above the cloudy gentle giants who extend a hand with all four fingers down from the heavens attempting to dissolve and melt away earthy arguments to butter on hot popcorn like rolling snow falls on a July day like the last shot in the big war leaving a blazing trail through the universe of green hope. And the planets pulsate, vibrate whenever there is some sense. From star to star cracks raise around angelic surfaces and Saturn knows there has been some truth so takes a bow. |
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Brother Bill |
Whatever. We can talk now, right? |
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Father Goose |
Thursday, Noon in the park at the picnic site...we will chat. |
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Brother Bill |
Great -- Good Father -- Bless you for you are sin...less. |
Lights to a prism of color
The Saturn Dance: A young woman dressed like a planet called Saturn with large earrings appears. She dances about a brightly lighted stage area moving from left-center-right. She pulls and spins hoop-like objects from her costume even if possible jumping through the rings. She whirls and twirls them toward the audience. It is a beautiful blend of grace and war.
ACT I, Scene III
Father Goose in shadows, at the picnic, on his knees.
Father Goose: If you would prepare your heart and stretch out your hands toward him;
If iniquity were in your hand, and you put it far away, and would not let wickedness dwell in your tents; then surely you cold lift up your face without spot.
Yes, you could be steadfast, and not fear; because you would forget your misery,
and remember it as waters that have passed away,
and your life would be brighter than noonday.
Though you were dark you would be like the morning.
And you would be secure, because there is hope"
(Job 12:5)
(from offstage)
Rogers: Father, may I interrupt your prayer
for a second -- I believe you
sent for me. If this is not a good
time I can come back some other time.
The park is so peaceful.
Father Goose: No my son come right over.
I need you to do the church a special service.
(Rogers approaches slowly with head down)
Father Goose: You know what I am concerned about?
Rogers: yes, father, Brother Bill was really crazy Sunday morning
Father Goose: Yes! the good brother is in deep pain
Rogers: He's the devil's child
Father Goose: No, they are everywhere...people like him
but you know he could be a leader if we show him
perhaps it will show the others by example
the true pathway
Rogers: He's dangerous
Father Goose: these are dangerous times
Rogers: that one given a public platform could prove...
Father Goose: So, it requires more than individual bravery -- it requires
godly courage and you have the power my son...to turn
him around.
Rogers: It could prove extremely challenging
(Father Goose moves slowly forward
pointing his finger in the face of Rogers)
Father Goose: You see that; he's on fire
We are going to try
everything on planet earth to reach this kid
and some things not on the planet
Rogers: Why help that pain in the...
Father Goose: I'm talking a higher source
Rogers: Voodoo, Black magic!
Zee zado ring and burning stone
ring of heat filled turn fire orange
rub the zee zado ring -- twice that's only thing turn him about
add a healthy piece of Orleans twig from a hissing tree
then the mixture stir to on-eyed pirate kettle pot black --
turn and twist until coal-looking lumps disappear in soup
wait for the North star to blaze Glory
upon the nose of the spinning rod
then quickly start the everlasting chang
owl, bush, sky
Indian, street, and wise
blend in Zap Yoo Zu rise
(Father Goose points his finger at Rogers hard across the face,
and Rogers falls to the floor)
Father Goose: Stop this nonsense! No more games
Rogers: Look, we have tried
to help the little master in many ways. Once,
you bailed him out of jail; you lent him
money; you paid his rent and took his offenses, in church.
Got him job after job. But what has he done
with his opportunities? Time after time he's
done nothing but drag your holy name and
church's reputation through the mud
like every Sunday morning
Father Goose: Unhand your hate
Let it go to another target
We must reach beyond our simple human thinking
(Grabs Rogers)
You gotta -- must understand that the mission
Of the Lord is of the larger eye
Not of the small vision
(Father Goose is shaking Rogers about)
Rogers: I'm beginning to get the point
Father Goose: See the vision, we must try other stratagems
Rogers: Pray
Father Goose: Yes it does involve a prayer or two;
Indeed, but prayer without action as a boat without
a paddle; a job without pay; love without sex.
(knocking Rogers to his knees)
(Rogers finally getting to his feet rubbing his knee)
(the priest still has a very physical grasp on Rogers nearly pushing him back to his knees)
Rogers: My knees hurt, Father Goose
Father Goose: Damn right they hurt in the blood of Jesus.
We got -- must return him to the fold
(slaps him across the back)
We -- you must help me to help him
(slaps across the back)
(shaking him heavily with each word)
You are going to help!
Rogers: Yes! Yes! Whatever it takes to serve the lord
(Father Goose lets go and Rogers drops to the floor as
if he were on the cross)
Father Goose: Yes my son I know you will...you must...there is no choice
(lights down)
ACT I, Scene IV
(a picnic area with a bush and a pond)
(Brother Bill wanders onto stage and moves about in exploration)
(Brother Bill hears someone approaching and ducks behind a bush)
Enter Rogers: This is a sweet park, yes indeed
For a man to do a dramatic deed.
The bushes are so dark and forest green
Good to the taste
The pathway wooden like a giant maze.
Brown and tannish ground -- amazing.
Reverend speaks the truth; this is a holy place.
It expands the nostrils --
Constant air moving, circulating
Through a wonderful pair of happy healthy lungs.
I shall do it
(exits)
Brother Bill:
(from behind the bush)
I'm going sick -- a ton
(Brother Bill moves to center stage and for 15 - 30 seconds stands pondering)
(exits)
(Rainbows flood the stage)
(Brother Bill re-enters)
Brother Bill: Are we to drop to our knees
Because of a light show from the heavens
(enter Father Goose)
Father Goose: Look North --
The wind casts a breeze which started from the East.
There is the Earth smell everywhere.
It is both liquid and gas. It hangs just above
The nose just waiting for understanding.
Brother Bill: Perhaps it's because someone has not
Bathed in days...that's the earth smell
Father Goose: the sky grows dark with doom and gloom
In the clouds. Even the geese seem to frown
Brother Bill: even the pond that has been
Polluted with talk and trash
of and unclean the mess of the day from their rears.
I always enjoy a good old goose for
Christmas and Easter.
Father Goose: Oh, Brother Bill, Peace be with you.
Brother Bill: And may you rest in peace
(silence for 20 - 40 seconds)
Father Goose: Roger has been really trying to help you...
you know...I think he wants to offer
real friendship
Brother Bill: You two are like rodents...robots
Father Goose: What?
Brother Bill: rats, you're his little spy...do the
Feeling up and out...you damn well know I was
Back there...you mouse...do you know
What happens to mice in the pen...
Well, do you, mouse?
Father Goose: I heard enough
(he grabs Brother Bill pushing in the floor)
(drives him into the stage floor)
you will not blaspheme anymore
(pulls a large long metal cross from his clothing)
Now, I got something for you...
(He is beating Brother Bill about the stage as Bill
attempts to escape)
(with red lights flashing accenting each blow and
sound effects in terms of a drum beat
further heightening the conflict)
Brother Bill: Please
Father Goose: Forgive me oh, old Lord and loyal friend,
For it is not I who beats him is the almighty, Holy Ghost power
Powerful hands...I'm just an instrument
Of the light merely a tool.
(continues the attack)
(Brother Bill throws himself at the weapon
holding on with all his strength)
Brother Bill: please, stop, have mercy (in a whisper)
Don't kill me!
Father Goose: release the goblins
before they have the blood of this sinner
To restore order
(he continues the attack as the lights go down)
(during a black out the play is continuing with the
music leading the way. There should be at least two
drum beats with one representing an impact on Brother Bill)
ACT I, Scene V
(A pond - of plastic ducks, geese
on the hard stage floor)
(The pond changes color
Glowing in bright silver like the mighty ocean on a
Sunny day in July.)
(The pond sits upstage in darkness apparently;
However, the lights are ready to come alive into a
Multi-colored prism with objects (geese)
Gliding like shadows and ghosts about its surface
Following one leader accompanied by a golden
Flute or recorder.)
(Rogers in dress as a goose rises.)
(The leader -- Mother Goose -- moves from the pond
slowly downstage finally being noticed by the warriors.)
(Brother Bill onstage face down)
Mother Goose: Good morning
Has not God created a fine morning for a fight?
The leaf, the tree weep for thee!
But go on do your thing, young gentlemen
Brother Bill: What the F...
(turning over)
What do I see!
Mother Goose: Hey, come on
Get on get with the flow
(the goose orbits Brother Bill)
Brother Bill: My god just don't stand there...
Looking
(softly touches Brother Bill)
GM: now that's better
(Brother Bill looks toward the audience -- rubs his ears ad eyes)
Brother Bill: Ok, Okay, I'll play...probably
One of the Father's games
But it's cool...I'll drive her straight back to Hell
(they orbit around each other for a few beats)
Brother Bill: Ok, Goose from Hell
How about going back to the pond
And swimming around head first
Since you're a goose
(two stage hands bring on a "pool" containing water)
(Bill and Goose look back and forth as if to
acknowledge the reality of the pool)
Mother Goose: Ok, fine
Let's go back to the pool
That would be just cool
Brother Bill: But you must go all the way down
head first
Mother Goose: You want me in the pool of water?
Brother Bill: It's not too warm or too cold or frozen or
Chilly...it is just righteous.
Brother Bill: In fact,
Why didn't you invite a friend or two
To Bring some of your chicks out of the pond
Or a few robins or even a dove of two.
Then we would really have a party. We could do
Some cruising, dancing, drinking
Then we for fun could invite hunters
During duck season to have a blast --
Then hang low under tables and chairs
Covered with greenery
Waiting to send their projectiles airborne --
Dive bombing into the hearts and souls marching soldiers.
Marching from head to toe
spread wings and all towards
The heavens --
Invaders from the ground, crashing
Into the holy sky
With bottles of booze
Mother Goose: Is that all? just a bottle of beer;
just a head in the poo -- How about a miracle!
Brother Bill: Guess what...goose!
Your people shall fall from the sky in buckets
Of red blood
Like innocent babes helplessly pleading
For milk
Only to have the ground smash their hopes
In the dirt upon, hitting the earth
Mother Goose: Is that all?
Brother Bill: No!
Their blood shall form a pool of blood
In time becoming circular like a pond
Mother Goose: There must be more
Brother Bill: There's always more; cancer is hard to control...
They are floating in their white dresses and three piece suits
Rolling, smelling, sweating, licking, ticking
Mother Goose: more
Brother Bill: geese had better watch their rears
Before leaving the pond
Better check under the tree, look behind the trash can,
Beneath the bush
Geese like fish are good
To eat by men
Mother Goose: Is that all you see?
(moving towards the pond)
(Brother Bill is moving toward the pond)
Brother Bill: tell me more
Then you tell me something
Goose: show you
Brother Bill: What
(the Goose returns to the water)
Brother Bill: Hey! Get the Hell out that water.
Goose: Why
Brother Bill: We were talking! Head first!
Goose: Come in and we can continue to talk, to feel...eye to eye
(Brother Bill tries to reach and pull the goose out of the pond)
Brother Bill: I want you to get out of the pool
Goose: We love you
Brother Bill: I'm not coming into the water
But we can talk from here
(silence)
Mother Goose: You will not come into the ocean -- are you scared
Brother Bill: the kid, scared
Are you kidding?
Goose: Better stay on your turf, frightened kid --
Little, small kiddy
(silence)
(Brother Bill rolls up his pants)
Brother Bill: I'm only coming in there cause "the kid ain't"
fearful of nothing and
You will be some powerfully good eating.
(Brother Bill starts moving closer towards the pond in slow motion)
Mother Goose: The earth wakes
And begins to smell.
It quakes one morning
And takes a big yawn
And the universal cry
With the initial slap of ivory hand on blue bottom
Causing lungs to expand until breath
Then with time
Smiles become frowns
And must be beaten back down.
Beginning the new breath again
(Brother enters the Water)
(Enter father Goose and Rogers)
(silence)
Goose + Brother Bill: The earth smell that connects gas and
Liquid. The earth smell which links the raven
And the dove.
The smell joining thief and rich man,
Doctor and sickman, priest and geese
And little gentle men
Receiving the morning sun even when it's dark and icy.
(lights slowly drop)
The smell is coming from the Earth: The Earth smell which helps you to zig zag your way through the pond
All the way home
(The lights go down)