FIVE HAIKUS BY MICHAEL FRISSORE

1.
 
Dummies, how you do
think coffee is tuna fish?
Go away, you cats.
 
2.
 
Heather O'Rourke if
she had lived would probably
have been really hot.
 
3.
 
How can no two
snowflakes be alike?
How many snowflakes
have there been?
 
4.
 
What happens if
David Banner cuts himself
while chopping onions?
 
5.
 
If I joined
Marilyn Manson’s band
I’d call myself Cindy Ridgway 



© Michael Frissore

Bio: Michael Frissore is the author of a chapbook called Poetry is Dead (Coatlism, 2009). His poetry has appeared or is forthcoming in Boston Literary Magazine, The Smoking Poet, Turbulence, Barrier Islands Review, and elsewhere. He writes for SlurveMag.com and blogs at http://michaelfrissore.blogspot.com/. Mike grew up in Massachusetts and lives in Oro Valley, Arizona with his wife and son.